After about two weeks of radio silence, I’m back to
discuss the sports world with you. Other
things (like that stuff I’m actually paid to do Monday through Friday)
overshadowed my desire to share with you all my thoughts about the sports
world. So, in typical Dibbles and Bits
fashion, I’m heralding my triumphant return with lots and lots of Bits.
Bit
#1: Marlins-Blue Jays Trade
I admit, it’s tough to lead off a big post like this
with a discussion about baseball. I have
never understood the term “Hot Stove” (used to describe November-December in
baseball world) and frankly have no interest to learn. But, the trade last week between Miami and
Toronto deserves lots and lots of scrutiny.
By now you’ve probably heard all that can be said
about this trade. I truthfully do not
care too much about the players involved…the Blue Jays haven’t made the playoffs
in twenty years. Forgive me for saying
so, but if Roy Halladay couldn’t bring this team into the playoff hunt during
the past decade, Jose Reyes doesn’t have a prayer to make any kind of impact.
But for Miami, this offseason qualifies as the
biggest con artistry by an ownership group that I can remember. In a deal that puts 80.3% of the funding on
the taxpayers of Miami, the ownership group traded away all their big
players. Reyes, Mark Buehrle, Josh
Johnson all moved north last week.
Hanley Ramirez left for a better sunshine team in Los Angeles, and Heath
Bell, an afterthought on the minds of many 2012 baseball fans, no longer keeps
a Miami address. As if those names aren’t
enough, the Marline actually negotiated
with Albert Pujols last year. The
biggest free agent prospect of the last decade wanted to play for the lowly
Marlins. If I’m a Marlins fan, I want to
put my taxes towards a winning team, not a feeder system for more traditional
franchises.
But, I’ve come around a little bit to another
conclusion. As bad as this might be,
fans have done nothing to make the Marlins feel welcomed or to keep them in
town. The new stadium bumped the Marlins
only to 18th in average attendance this season. In 2003, when the Marlins won the World
Series, they averaged just over 16,000 fans per game. An ownership group would not feel any connection
to a city with such flagging interest.
The ballpark, by all accounts, makes up for the poor performance on the
field, but when nobody fills it, owners will look to make good on their
investment in other ways. So, it’s
nothing new to see Miami wallowing in this kind of mess. Fire sales after the 1997 and 2003
championships could not be greater precursors to the Marlin Mentality stained
across newspapers now: If you care, great.
If not, no one involved cares.
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#2: Exciting BCS Prospect
Somehow, Nick Saban continues to find bailouts. For the second straight year, his team looks
primed to make the BCS National Championship Game with one loss. That he’s been shown over the years to be a
man of few scruples obviously irritates the casual sports fan, but the matchup
with Notre Dame couldn’t be better.
That said, these aren’t crazy great resumes coming
in. Bama has played a moderately easy
schedule this year, and for my money will trounce any team in the championship
game should they make it. Keep in mind
they also have the SEC Championship game against #3 Georgia in a few weeks. If
you like Notre Dame, you need to admit your team has two quality wins this year
(Oklahoma and Stanford), but otherwise the schedule looks mighty
pedestrian. Still, I’m not in the
business of bashing Domers, other than to say the best use for the Rudy DVD is
scraping dog refuse off your shoe.
Seriously, the matchup between two traditional powers will bring plenty
of viewers to the game. What’s bugged me
in the last two weeks has been all the Notre Dame fans saying “would you really
want to see Kansas State-Oregon?” My
answer is always “no, but I can’t vote...and your breath stinks.” On radio shows around the country, Domers
call in saying something along the lines of “no way would college football
leave us out a title game.” One guy even
suggested the NCAA would effectively rig games to bring Notre Dame into the
fold.
This is typical Notre Dame hogwash. The mistaken belief that your team means
anything of substance and thus deserves special attention in 2012 is, to put it
bluntly, a joke. The litany of South
Bend failures runs about 15 years long by this point. But, that does not take away from an
impressive and likely undefeated season this year. Having Notre Dame in the conversation will
revitalize college football and might bring back so many of those fans who are
tired of SEC schools who spend more on football than on academics.
I hope the Notre Dame-Alabama championship does
happen, not because I like either team but images of Bear Bryant and Lou Holtz
would make such a championship game more than worth it.
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#3: Maryland and Rutgers moving to Big Eleven…or whatever number you want
Fate has ascribed a constant sore to the college
football fans of this era. We must deal
with realignment, the consistent discussions and subsequent headaches as teams
redraw the map to play in one conference or another.
The latest shoe to drop happened in College Park, as
Maryland’s Board of Regents approved a move to the Big Ten (or Eleven). This move would bring Maryland into the
tradition-laden conference of Ohio State, Michigan, and Penn State. As usual, money brings the move into
perspective. The addition of the Big Ten
Network onto televisions around the DC area could represent as much as a $100
million revenue stream. With Rutgers, the
New York market would come into play as well.
While it certainly sounds great financially, this is
one of the worst realignment moves I can imagine. Maryland is bucking their 60-year affair with
the ACC to become a lower tier Big Ten school.
Maryland can be compared to Minnesota right now…a team that consistently
receives preseason attention but can’t ever break through due to losing
recruits to other conference rivals. The
news comes at a strange time, with Randy Edsall’s current version of the Terps
drawing more notice for their ugly uniforms than for any aspect of their on-field
product. Clearly, the Big Ten doesn’t
care about increasing the competitiveness of its conference, or else it might
have moved on Pitt last year (Pitt has actually won a conference championship
recently, unlike the Terps). This
realignment does nothing but uproot Maryland fans from the friendly, familiar
confines of the ACC in favor of losing to Wisconsin and Michigan State once a
year.
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#4: Jerry Jones in Dallas
My first NFL Bit today is one I’ve been hoping to
write for a while. But, in consideration
to the unhealthy amount of Cowboy fans I call “friends,” I’ve resisted. No longer.
I’ve made a few comments here and there about Jones
as owner/GM. He wears one hat very well,
guiding the team to a new stadium and the moniker of “America’s Team.” He’s cashed in on the product of the Cowboys,
marking his success with the second-highest valuation of any sports team in the
whole world.
But, as a GM, he’s terrible. Cowboy fans know all of his failures, so I
won’t repeat them. But, Jones showed his
true inability to judge football talent when, after an overtime win against the
Browns at home (take a moment to consider just how absurd that previous
sentence is), Jones said he was “really pleased with the offensive line.” This came after Romo got sacked seven times,
the line had four holding calls, and the rushing game averaged 3 yards per
carry.
He needs to either have his eyes checked or sell the
team, because a coked-out orangutan could see things so differently, as could
Jerry’s third grandchild. Last month, a
premium NFL website rated the guards and tackles on Dallas’ offensive line in
the bottom five for their position. This
comes from people who make a living watching offensive linemen play, a prospect
so unappealing to the layman that you have to put some trust in their efforts. The Cowboys average exactly four yards per
rushing attempt this year, good for 23rd in the league. If he’s unwilling to relinquish control, then
he’s willing to lead this franchise down the tubes for a little while
longer. Comments like that tell the
whole story of his tenure over the last ten year…he’s blind and consistently
wrong.
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#5: Gary Bettman Needs to Resign
I said in a post about two months ago that Gary
Bettman, commissioner of the NHL, deserves to lose his job. He’s presided over three lockouts during his
time, one of which canceled a whole season and the current version of which
looks to do the exact same thing.
Over the weekend, Bettman suggested a two week
moratorium on talks so that heads might cool down. Clearly, enough things have cooled, like the
heels of players itching to return. By
now, the NHL and union have talked around every important issue, and agreement does
not look likely anytime soon.
Bettman’s real incompetence through all of this: he
doesn’t understand the game. The NHL has
32 teams and tries to support itself on a meager television deal, constantly wondering
aloud why the NBA’s deal looks so much bigger.
As Bill Simmons wrote today (an article in which he says things I told
you all two months ago), the NBA runs on stars.
People want to see LeBron play 40 minutes a game, not Sidney Crosby play
one-third of a game.
Bettman needs to step down, because he’s shown an
inability to address the latent issues in the NHL model. We’re here seven years later rehashing the
same discussion points as in 2004.
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#6: College Coaching Carousel
Over the next few weeks, there could be some very
big job openings in college football.
Tennessee, a former national champion reduced to a shred of its glory
days, fired Derek Dooley in the middle of his third season. He lose 19 of 23 SEC games while coaching and
holds the fourth worst winning percentage of all Tennessee coaches.
But, consider Penn State. While it’s always looked like a longshot,
Bill O’Brien has done a good job keeping Penn State together and instilling
some kind of consistency for a program wracked by NCAA sanctions. He’s made no bones about his NFL ties and has
consistently avoided discussing next year, likely in trying to find a better
landing spot. Morally ambiguous, but
certainly opportunistic. Imagine after
50+ years of one coach, Penn State might have two in as many years.
There’s always USC out there as well…Lane Kiffin
guides a listless group that started out the season ranked #1, only to be
staring a 6-6 record in the face right now.
Certainly, USC has lost to tough opponents, but with their talent level,
the Trojans should be running away with the Pac-12 South. While I expect Pat Haden to keep Kiffin, it
certainly wouldn’t come as a huge surprise to see him leaving another college
town in utter disgrace.
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#7: Redskins-Eagles
There’s not much to say other than the Redskins
benefitted from rookie quarterback mistakes but also from an outstanding
rushing game. Griffin and Alfred Morris
combined for 160 yards between them, a dynamic backfield that can run the ball
down opponents’ throats or scramble to create plays. The score also points to Griffin’s ability to
pick apart the Eagle defense, though the bomb to Santana Moss was an
ill-advised throw that just happened to fall to Moss. He’s got a cannon, but that ball likely
shouldn’t be thrown.
Overall, penalties kill this team. A huge win like this normally speaks to a properly
played game, but the Redskins lost 80 yards on 13 penalties. The Skins are now the most penalized team in
the NFL, a real achievement considering the personalities on the Lions and
Raiders. If this team wants any shot at
the postseason, a high stakes victory in Dallas on Thursday will be
crucial. A crowded NFC East will not
have much room, but if the Skins can somehow lose only once down the stretch,
they might be in line for a wild card berth.
Realistically, however, that has a 5% chance of happening, but it’s fun
to dream!