Tuesday, November 18, 2014

A Jolly Good Punch-Up


There’s a donnybrook brewing in the Old World, and it pertains to an old sport.  FIFA (the international organizing body for global soccer), has its name splayed over European headlines yet again.
For Americans who know FIFA only as the title of a popular game franchise, the organization has come under increased fire in the past couple of years.  The various accusations against it are centered on corruption, and John Oliver describes many of them well.

At the end of his explanation/rant, Oliver discusses the bidding for the 2022 World Cup, which went to the unbearably hot (and unbearably oppressive) nation of Qatar.  Given the temperatures of 120+ and the draconian conditions placed on migrant workers, this choice was bound to elicit outrage.  It certainly doesn’t take a soccer expert to know that standing feels awful in 120-degree heat, so soccer must be particularly gruesome.  Calls to move the 2022 World Cup to other nations or to winter have gained in volume as a result.  So how did Qatar receive the tournament in the first place?
Last week, FIFA published a summary (note, just a summary) of an investigatory report into the bidding process that resulted in Russia and Qatar receiving the 2018 and 2022 tournaments.  The resulting document cleared the Russian and Qatari delegations of any wrongdoing, while devoting significant time to the transgressions of the Football Association (FA), the governing body for soccer in England.  Among the allegations is the charge that a member of the voting board used the FA to support charity events in Trinidad & Tobago and also asked FA officials to help an acquaintance of his find a job.  The member of the board has since resigned under the cloud of a separate corruption investigation.  But, the final verdict accused the FA of “undermining the bid process.”

The response?  “Such tomfoolery will not be tolerated, and you, FIFA, are a most despicable cad, wot, wot!”
The report has been a burr in the British saddles, and a former FA head declared this weekend that UEFA (the pan-European soccer body…another acronym for an overlong French organization title) should boycott the World Cup as a result.  His comments received further fuel from Michael Garcia, the author of the full report (remember, the offensive document is just a summary).  Garcia said the summary misrepresented the facts and conclusions of the underlying report, and many now would like to see the full report published, including the president of the German Football League and the current head of the FA.

As an American, I remain separated from the personalities and dynamics of FIFA.  But, it is clear that oil pricing mechanisms have more transparency than this organization.  Despite taking large umbrage at activities that wouldn’t bat an eye in almost any powerful capital in the world, the Russian delegation submitted inadequate documentation due to “lost emails” and still remains in FIFA’s favor.  (Sidenote: is anyone else tired, yet grudgingly appreciative, of the “lost email” excuse?  Who knew it had such power!  I bet A-Rod and Lance Armstrong wish they had thought of that one.)  This seems especially difficult to believe given the Russian government’s strongarm tactics with political dissidents and anatomically-named rock bands.  They probably offered the members jobs without even being asked.
Of course, I was nowhere near the negotiations.  But the whole thing stinks, particularly given what is known about FIFA and the governments involved.  After picking two countries known for being different manifestations of Shakespeare’s Iago, and then impugning one of the most robust football associations in the world, FIFA should answer its critics.  The World Cup remains a worthy outlet for sports fans all over the world, but eventually FIFA’s pockmarks will carry over to the tournament if this goes unnoticed.  Vigilance and outrage might be the best way to keep the tournament at its height.

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