Monday, May 4, 2015

Pomp, Circumstance, and Bloat


The weekend that was featured some great storylines.  We traveled to a bygone era in some respects, as many paid more attention to a horse race and a boxing fight than a Game 7 in basketball.  Churchill Downs, which typically dominates the first weekend in May, saw its TV time decline a bit, despite a record-breaking crowd attending, due to other events.  The two best-known boxers in today’s world staged a fight in Las Vegas.  Throw in NBA and NHL playoffs, and Saturday was a day for couch potatoes.  On Thursday or Friday, one couldn’t help but be psyched about the weekend to come.

On the other side of it, however, the fragments make a much less pleasing whole.  In the end, all we saw this weekend was pomp and circumstance with very little substance.

Take the perennial first Saturday of May exercise.  While fun, exciting, and most importantly different from the rest of the sports world, the Kentucky Derby is about two minutes long.  In broadcast terms, that’s roughly equivalent to the amount of time they sing “My Old Kentucky Home” at the track.  The Derby broadcast and preview shows start early in the afternoon, with lots of blather about a bunch of horses (who are always largely unknown until the week before the Derby) who will run a mile and a quarter in about two minutes.  It’s the traditions that make the race, not only the iconic façade of Churchill Downs but also the hats and fashion.  The race itself is two minutes.  Other than that, the emphasis is elsewhere.

As for the “Fight of the Century”, it may have been a larger actual sporting event based on TV time, but the hype overwhelmed the fight itself.  Perhaps more importantly, the money is what overwhelmed the event.  Tickets to the weigh-in went for hundreds of dollars, and tickets to the fight itself went for thousands.  The audience featured many celebs, Jamie Foxx sang the anthem, and Jimmy Kimmel walked out in Pacquiao’s party.  All of this runway leading up to what many thought was going to be the best fight in recent memory...and it was a snoozer. This is boxing’s problem, in a nutshell.  Fights are rarely judged on whether they are “good” or not.  They are now judged by size.  Even the adjectives used to describe fights inherently acknowledge that the performance of the boxers is not as important.  How many times has any mega-PPV fight been discussed in terms of how good it will be, versus how big it will be?  This weekend was no different, with more time spent discussing Mayweather’s promotional skills and the obscene amount of money involved in the fight than whether the two guys were evenly matched.

That is not to say there aren’t some boxing purists or diehards out there who wanted to see the fight for the purposes of thoughtful analysis.  I believe there were, and they got to…for $100 a pop in HD.  That money rarely feeds into an objectively good fight, it feeds into the promotion and the hype surrounding the sports element. 

There was another example this weekend that I failed to mention in my opening paragraph, but there’s no better example of bloat than the NFL Draft.  Of course it’s fun, and yes it’s important to showcase the arrival of a new class into the biggest cash cow of the four major sports leagues, but do we think the draft needs to be spread over three days?  Round 1 has all the big showtimey picks, and the drama at the top of the order is always palpable, but after that we are really talking about risky plays, the majority of which won’t be on an NFL roster four seasons from now.  I am also struck by how little average sports fans remember each draft.  They remember the picks in the draft, but do they conjure up images of the guy’s photo with the Commissioner on Draft Day?  It’s a spectacle, a way to stimulate our senses for instant gratification of sports, when there really isn’t much that changes the sports landscape (in the short run or long run) in at least one (and maybe part of another) day of the three-day TV broadcast.  And yet, we are constantly reminded of when the Draft is and how significant it is for the future.

I’m going to insert what SAT teachers call an “idiot’s paragraph” here, where I straw-man, likely in an unfair manner, the argument of someone else.  There are those who will comment here and say “late-round picks do pan out, such as Alfred Morris or Julian Edelman, so those players change the landscape.”  You would be certainly right there are momentous things that happen on Day 3 of the draft that matter down the line.  But do you know during the Draft that those guys are gonna be that good?  The short answer is you don’t, it’s all a guessing game that is force-fed to sports fans as if every pick will alter a team’s fortunes.  In the case of Rounds 1-3, there might be some truth to that, not only because of who teams pick but also who they don’t pick (opportunity cost for you Econ people).  Afterwards, we’re really talking about execs in a room making educated guesses.  And this is dubbed must-see television!?

I don’t want to beat the drum too much on this point.  Sports is, in the end, a business.  Money is a fact of it all, both on the media side and on the promotional side.  But weekends like this one drive home that sometimes fans focus not on the essence of sports, but on the fringe features.  In some cases, this is what makes sports such a great cultural rallying point, as fans enjoy the scene with one another regardless of their differences.  But sometimes the fringes dominate the narrative.  While the Derby is so different that it deserves its place in the collective sports psyche, the big events this weekend turned out to be all promotions and fluff.  The best event of the weekend, a well-played basketball game between the Spurs and Clippers, was about the quality of play (there should be more discussion about the garbage foul call on Duncan when Chris Paul shot from the elbow, but overall a great game).  I prefer those games, and so should you.

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